To read Avengerous Tales 2.24, go here!
Grab your
horoscopes, nerds and nerdlings, because today’s Avengerous Tale is all about
the zodiac and they’ve got some very bad predictions for you. And me.
And everybody in the world.
We begin with a
sinister jailhouse conversation between Joshua Link, an incarcerated former
member of the crime gang known as Zodiac, and the mysterious Taurus, the new
head of Zodiac.
Joshua objects
to this plan on the grounds that he and his brother Damian, a cop with whom he
is spiritually connected (or linked,
you might say—hahahahaha), are both Gemini, and Joshua’s not real keen on the
idea of being murdered. Taurus seems to
have a plan to accommodate Joshua’s concern, but we don’t get to hear it right
now. Instead we cut to Avengers Mansion,
where Officer Damian Link is visiting the Avengers on official business.
The Swordsman’s
blade tears just enough of Link’s police uniform to reveal the Gemini costume
underneath. Apparently, Joshua always
influenced Damian to put on the Gemini costume under his uniform every morning
because… because? I’m beginning to see
why Zodiac didn’t try to bust him out of jail earlier.
Poor guy. He tries so hard.
What
Gee what a
relief I was so worried.
Ehehehehehe
So now you know
what to do if you ever get thrown off a building: spread-eagle your limbs and
wait for your android ally to rescue you.
I guess Dr.
Strange’s spell didn’t affect their memories after all. Magic is so
confusing.
Yay, my favorite
cat-themed Avenger is back!
The rebels are
fine with that, so long as Libra STAYS neutral and doesn’t join Taurus’s side.
Guess that’s a
no on the new weapons, then, huh?
Specifically,
Link is serving as official police liaison to the Avengers in the matter of
Captain America’s murder charge. I won’t
spoil too much here, but in Captain
America #169, Cap appeared to murder a baddie named Tumbler in the middle
of a fight. Obviously it was a set-up, but
nobody else knows that yet. Also, we won’t
be seeing Black Panther this issue because he’s in Wakanda building wings for
Sam Wilson. Yeah, you know those big red
wings Falcon’s always flying around on?
T’Challa invented them. Don’t let
the MCU convince you otherwise.
In the middle of
a sentence, Link staggers, nearly felled by “another one of those black-out
spells” that’ve been troubling him lately.
This, as you may have guessed, is actually Joshua taking control of his
brother’s body. Mantis notices a change
in Link’s “vibrations” and asks her boyfriend the Swordsman to keep an eye on
him. This pays off ten seconds later
when Link, genius that he is, tries to swipe the Avengers’ secret weapons
manual.
Gemini gets his
butt handed to him. This displeases
Taurus, who was watching the whole debacle through a telescope on a distant
rooftop, and now calls up the rest of Zodiac to come help him fix things.
But what of the
Swordsman? Well, remember when that
crazy American guy shot at him in Avengers #117?
While the
Avengers put the Swordsman to bed, Gemini, now restored to the Damian Link
persona, wakes up and has no memory of what just happened. To make matters worse, the intruder alarm
goes off, though it’s a little redundant since Zodiac just melted the wall to
slag. Commence fight scene!
What is going on
in this panel? Normally I don’t mind Bob
Brown’s work but right now he’s making Rob Liefeld’s grasp of anatomy look
halfway logical.
The Avengers are
defeated thanks to a super-powerful star-powered weapon called the Star Blazer. Zodiac then takes off for reasons we’ll
discover later, and Jarvis returns from grocery shopping to find
all of his employers (minus Swordsman) unconscious on the floor.
Jarvis rouses
the Avengers, who soon discover a tape recorder on the floor. On it is a message from Taurus, who says that
at midnight tonight a deluxe version of his Star Blazer will kill everyone in
Manhattan born between May 22 and June 21—i.e. every Gemini, as he promised
earlier. After that he’ll be making
demands of some sort.
That night, on
top of the World Trade Center…
Just before
midnight, the Avengers come swooping in to stop Taurus from firing the Deluxe
Star Blazer. Apparently they deduced the
weapon’s location because, hey, New York is filled with smog, so where else
would you try to use a star-powered weapon except somewhere really high up?
The Avengers
make short work of Zodiac and damage the Deluxe Star Blazer, but the weapon has
just enough just left in it to be used as a short-range weapon. The Avengers assumed they were safe since
none of their members are Gemini*, but since Mantis is an empath, she is
affected by the pain of others. (This
doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, since when Swordsman went down she seemed
fine and even had the strength to carry him out of the room by herself, but
anyway.) So when Taurus blasts her with
the Deluxe Star Blazer, she goes flying to the edge of the building. All it’ll take is one little push to send her
falling to her death—unless, of course, the Avengers agree to let Zodiac go
free.
In the next
issue (drawn by our old buddy John Buscema—Bob Brown comes back next time) we
see the Avengers’ response to this generous offer.
At the right
moment, Vision dives to the side and Scarlet Witch hexes the Deluxe Star Blazer
to pieces. Still, the Avengers are
outnumbered and in danger of being overrun when who else but Captain America
comes charging to the rescue. He’s still
on the run from the law, but he couldn’t let his teammates get trampled,
either.
Unfortunately,
everybody except Aries seems to have forgotten about Mantis, and Aries ain’t
exactly the gentlemanly type. He hurls
Mantis off the roof, but the Vision dives after her.
The Vision slows
their fall by thrusting his diamond-hard arm into the side of the building,
which enables them to survive but also splits the building in half. Thor holds it up while Iron Man welds it
whole again, which saves us from retroactive awkwardness since, if you will
recall, they were on top of one of the World Trade Center buildings.
While the
Avengers repair the building, Zodiac gets away in their starship because of
course they have a starship. Once the
repair job is complete, Cap hurries away to clear his name while the Avengers
take Mantis back to HQ to recover.
The Avengers ask
Swordsman to tell them more about Mantis’s origins, but he’s not much
help. All he can tell them is that they
met while he was working for the South Vietnamese black market—more
specifically, for a man named Monsieur Khruul, because if there’s one thing South
Vietnamese black market kingpins believe in, it’s subtlety.
The Swordsman
didn’t really like his work and took to drink—and, as required by comic book
law, grew a Beard of Sorrow—at which point Mantis basically materialized out of
nowhere like a Dickensian spirit to encourage him to get his act together. Instead, he was shot on a job gone wrong, and
Mantis found him and cared for him.
Swordsman never asked about her past and feels bad about it, like he’s
failed her as a boyfriend, and vows to make it up to her by going after Zodiac. But someone objects to this plan.
The Swordsman
and Mantis take a sick day while the others rush out to find Zodiac. Zodiac, meanwhile, has taken to squabbling
amongst themselves after their spectacular failure. Aries wants to take over, but Taurus beats
him up and intimidates him into shutting his mouth… for less than a
minute. After that he calls a meeting
with the Zodiac members he thinks will be most amenable to staging a coup. They are, for the most part.
Aries implements
his grand plan by calling up Cornelius Van Lunt who, as you may remember, is the moneybags behind Zodiac.
Aries asks to arrange a meeting, and Van Lunt tells him to meet him at
one of his New Jersey warehouses at dawn.
Come morning, Aries steers the airship towards New Jersey, where he and
his fellow rebels ask Van Lunt for more money so they can buy the weapons they
need to successfully overthrow Taurus.
Thor, who was
flying around in search of the ship, spies it moving towards Jersey and
contacts his teammates. Together they
storm the warehouse and start whaling on Zodiac. Van Lunt makes a break for it, and moments
later, steel plates slam shut over the doors and windows, and Van Lunt contacts
them via a very special video message.
Van Lunt then
presses a button which causes the entire warehouse to launch into space. Because the warehouse is actually a rocket ship. I love comics.
I really like
the character development the Swordsman is going through here. I reread my reviews of his earliest appearances, and right from the start, he had the potential to become a complex
and interesting character: he wanted to be a hero but wasn’t quite sure how to
make the transition from good guy to bad guy.
Now that he has Mantis’s help and positive influence, he’s finally
completed that transition but still struggles with insecurities about his past
deeds and how he is viewed because of them.
I hope he realizes that he’s already made amends and that he doesn’t
have to keep killing himself to prove he’s sincere.
Now if only the
writers would give him a name…
To read Avengerous Tales 2.26, go here!
Images from Avengers #120 and Avengers #121
*Tony Stark’s
birthday is supposed to be May 29, which would most definitely make him a
Gemini, but that probably hadn’t been established at this point. I do think it’s hilarious, though, that when
later writers decided on a birthday for him, they just happened to pick one of
the mere thirty days out of the whole year that would make this story wrong.
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