Sunday, March 8, 2015

Avengerous Tales 1.15 - Avengers #29-#30

 

To read Avengerous Tales 1.14, go here! 

Time for a little back story here, since this is the first time the Black Widow will appear in an Avengers comic, and the context of her appearance won’t make much sense if you don’t know about her previous exploits.

Black Widow debuted in Tales of Suspense #52.  She was created by Stan Lee and Don Heck as yet another “red” adversary for ToS star Iron Man.  After failing multiple times to bring Stark Industries secrets to her superiors behind the iron (hee) curtain, she teamed up with budding criminal Hawkeye, who immediately fell in love with her and agreed to do whatever she wanted, even though he wasn’t a communist himself.  It all went south in Tales of Suspense #60, when Widow’s superiors have enough of her failing and mooning over Hawkeye and take her back behind the curtain for “interrogation.”

As we learn in Avengers #29, Black Widow was taken to “the Orient” where she was brainwashed to eliminate any “weakening” effects her time among those pansy capitalists may have had.
 
Now it’s story time!

Between this issue and the last, the Avengers managed to haul Goliath’s unconscious ten-foot form back to the mansion.  He still hasn’t woken up, though, so they call in a doctor—an old army acquaintance of Cap’s named Carlson.  The prognosis isn’t the best: Goliath will live, but if he ever tries to change sizes again, even to get back to normal, it could kill him.  Hank doesn’t take the news very well and disappears into the night to be sad by himself.  Awww.

And as if we didn’t have enough problems…

 
Dude, you’re in a circus.  Why is the sight of a woman in a silly outfit so shocking to you?  And yes, the Black Canary looking lady is in fact Natasha Romanoff.  She, uh, didn’t get her signature red hair/black catsuit look until later.

While Black Widow and the Swordsman plot revenge against the Avengers, Cap hears through the government grapevine that Black Widow is once again in the U.S.  Hawkeye is super-psyched to hear Black Widow is alive and runs off to greet her, ignoring Cap’s warning that she’s probably been brainwashed.  Captain America assigns the Wasp to secretly follow the idiot to make sure that his metaphorically losing his head won’t result in his literally losing it.

Hawkeye heads out to the mansion Black Widow once used as a headquarters, and what do you know, there she is.  Of course, she’s not exactly alone…

 
I think Hawkeye has smacked himself in the face with the bow too many times.

After refusing to join Black Widow’s new club, Hawkeye attacks, and one of the Swordsman’s lines—where he describes Hawkeye as “an apt pupil”—flies in the face of what we were told in his first appearance, where he didn’t seem to recognize Hawkeye as his former protégé at all.  Oh well.  I guess he’s had time to think it over since then?

Instead of helping Hawkeye fight, Wasp flies off to get some men the other Avengers to come help instead.  She doesn’t make it.  Want to know why she doesn’t make it?  I’ll show you why she doesn’t make it.

 
Oh, and it gets better.  When she grows to full size and sits on a branch to rest, the branch BREAKS, and she falls to the ground and gets knocked unconscious.  Nothing but thrills, thrills, and more thrills with the wonderful Wasp!

While Wasp is napping, the Swordsman and Power Man beat her to Avengers Mansion, where they take Cap by surprise and throw him in a dungeon someplace.  He uses his “communi-crystal” (I don’t know either—it’s never been mentioned before) to call Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch for help.  They use the fancy equipment in their Stark-gifted car to track Cap’s radio signal. 

When they get to Black Widow’s mansion, Quicksilver runs ahead of his sister and promptly gets himself captured.  Scarlet Witch, wondering what happened to him, goes to investigate and gets captured, too.  Teamwork!

While this is going on, Jan finally arrives at the mansion, only to find it trashed from Cap’s earlier battle.  Fortunately, Cap’s radio message—or some sort of message; it’s never specified what exactly it is—was recorded on some gadget or other for Jan to listen to.

 
Because it’s not like you’re also an Avenger or anything, so clearly you have to go bug Hank, who is having trouble dealing with a personal crisis, instead of going out to help your team yourself.

But the blanket SOS signal Jan sends out does apparently reach Goliath, who storms Black Widow’s hideout.  Wasp does eventually get her butt in gear and frees the Avengers, and it’s a free-for-all that ends rather badly for the Black Widow, Power Man, and the Swordsman.  They do manage to escape, though.  Mostly because Widow places herself between Hawkeye and her cronies, and Hawkeye can’t bring himself to take the shot.

But still, they beat them, right?  Victory!  Let’s party!

 Wow, way to kill the mood, HANK.  Also, the rest of you need to stop gossiping behind his back.  It’s rude.

Issue Thirty begins with the revelation that the Scarlet Witch wants to leave the Avengers because of her weakening hex power.  Quicksilver reveals that his powers have also been diminishing, which has never been mentioned before, ever.  They hypothesize that they got said powers from something in their home country, and living so far away from it is the reason why they’ve been weakening.

Obviously this doesn’t make much sense from a modern perspective, since we know mutants are born not made, but the source of such mutations was a bit fuzzier back then.  Initially, Marvel said all mutants came about due to their parents’ exposure to radioactive fallout.  With that in mind, I guess it makes a little more sense that certain mutant powers could theoretically be linked to whatever radioactive source created them in the first place.  Not a lot more sense, but a little.

Long story short, they decide to go back to Europe.  Captain America, who was apparently eavesdropping on them (listening in on private conversations—the American way!), wishes them the best of luck.  He also reassures them that the team won’t suffer in their absence, since they have Goliath around to make up the difference.

Uh, did you actually ask Hank if he wants to rejoin the Avengers full-time, or are you assuming that he’ll have no choice because what else is a ten-foot dude going to do besides fight crime or learn how to play basketball?

 
Guess that answers that question.  Come out of the closet, Hank!  We all love you!

By a staggering coincidence, Hank happens to notice a newspaper article about his old college professor, Dr. Anton.  By an even more staggering coincidence, Anton has been working on “artificial growth of body cells,” so Hank hops on a rocket-powered scooter—he calls it an air car, but it looks suspiciously like a scooter to me—and races off to Dr. Anton’s lab in that super-specific location we all know and love, South America!  I wonder if he’ll run into Baron Zemo down there.  And don’t tell me Zemo’s dead, we all know that’s not true.

But let’s not forget our villains: the Black Widow, the Swordsman, and Power Man.  We get a page and a bit of padding when the two men duke it out over whose company the Widow prefers.  You could just ask her, you dunces, and doesn’t the Swordsman have a crush on Scarlet Witch?

We rejoin the Avengers just in time to see them split up in search of Black Widow and company.

 
“Don’t be stupid!  It was Sleepin’ Beauty an’ the three fairies!”

When Wasp tells the others, Hawkeye requests that he handle this mission alone, since he’s the one who loused up last time, and Cap lets him.

But the Avengers aren’t the only ones on the hunt: Goliath has just arrived in SOUTH AMERICA to see Dr. Anton, but things are never that simple where the Avengers are concerned.  Anton appears to be missing, and Goliath is quickly jumped by a bunch of guys in funny costumes.  Yeah, I know, not real specific, but neither are their costumes.

 
On the other hand, threatening random hoods has given Goliath new zest for life, and he promises himself he’ll rejoin the Avengers full time as soon as he tracks down Anton.

Now we rejoin Hawkeye, who goes all Batman on Black Widow’s skylight and, in a sudden fit of character arc, declares he must prove himself the Swordsman’s better once and for all.  Not even the Black Widow’s wiles can distract him this time… mostly because he only has to fight her for a short while before the brainwashing magically wears off and she saves him from Power Man’s bear hug.  I don’t think brainwashing works that way, but who cares!  The erstwhile lovers have a chance again!

Hawkeye managed to beat up the Swordsman pretty well, though, so I guess that arc is over.

Back in South America, we join Dr. Anton and his captors, who are part of a hidden society dedicated to protecting an everlasting Flame of Life they hold sacred.

 
When Goliath shows up, the Keeper starts slandering him too and commands his followers to kill the intruder.  Goliath, not wanting to hurt anybody, makes a break for it until he meets up with a guy calling himself Prince Rey (doesn’t that mean “Prince King”?), who claims he is the rightful ruler of the Forbidden Land.

Back in Avengers Mansion, the Wasp sees a news broadcast reporting on the disappearance of Dr. Anton.  She recognizes the fancy scooter as their missing air car, and she and Cap resolve to fly down to South America and find Goliath immediately.  We end with one final look at the Keeper, who swears vengeance on both Prince Rey and Goliath for daring to exist.

The portrayal of Jan annoys me as much as ever, but we’re finally getting some personal conflicts that don’t involve someone being a jerk (Wanda and Pietro’s power fluxes; Hank’s height headaches), so it’ll be nice to see that develop.  I mean, I’m still not happy about Wanda being downgraded even if there is a “good reason” for it, and that’s assuming this was planned out from the start and not just thrown in after the fact.  But as long as Hawkeye keeps up his newfound goodwill towards his teammates, I’ll deal.  (Like I have a choice.)  And I am curious if we’re ever going to see a resolution to Cap’s unhappiness about his personal life and lack of employment.  He was really upset about that for a while, but I don’t think it’s been mentioned since the Swordsman’s debut. If it was just a plot device to make him write the letter to Fury and move the Swordsman’s plan along, I’ll be disappointed.

As for the plots in today’s issues, Black Widow’s plans seem oddly reminiscent of the Masters of Evil, what with the whole “powerful female villain teams up with two male villains to defeat the Avengers” thing.  They even have similar dynamics with their adversaries: whereas Enchantress and Executioner are closely associated with Thor (and Amora is in love with him), Black Widow and the Swordsman are closely associated with Hawkeye (and Natasha is in love with him).  Heck, Power Man is basically Wonder Man with fewer scruples.

These new Avengers seem to spend a lot of time covering ground already broken by the old Avengers.  Marvel can’t be running out of ideas for Earth’s Mightiest Heroes already, can they?

To read Avengerous Tales 1.16, go here!

Images from Avengers #29 and Avengers #30

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