In 2002, among the hottest of hot
summer blockbusters was Sam Raimi’s take on Marvel’s wondrous wall-crawler, the
spectacular Spider-Man, which earned
a whopping 821.7 million dollars at the worldwide box office; was nominated for
two Oscars, two Grammies, and a whole slew of other accolades; and spawned two
sequels over the next five years. The film
remains popular to this day, scoring an 89% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes
and many, many devoted fans.
And I don’t like
it.
I will now take
a short recess to dodge the bushels of rotten vegetables being thrown at my
head, and then we shall proceed.